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When my sister’s boyfriend was here, he brought her this. His name is Tony.
Cute, right? 
Wrong!
This thing is fucking creepy. He is half my size and stares at me while I sleep. I had to move him out of my room and into the living room because I couldn’t sleep with him staring at me. Then he scared my roommate when she came in. Wanna know what he was doing then? You got it—staring at her!!! 
(Sidenote: My sister had to leave him here because she lives in this tiny room that he couldn’t comfortably fit in.)

When my sister’s boyfriend was here, he brought her this. His name is Tony.

Cute, right?

Wrong!

This thing is fucking creepy. He is half my size and stares at me while I sleep. I had to move him out of my room and into the living room because I couldn’t sleep with him staring at me. Then he scared my roommate when she came in. Wanna know what he was doing then? You got it—staring at her!!! 

(Sidenote: My sister had to leave him here because she lives in this tiny room that he couldn’t comfortably fit in.)

  1. bigbuddhamike said: This explains the cue word lol
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