When my sister’s boyfriend was here, he brought her this. His name is Tony.
This thing is fucking creepy. He is half my size and stares at me while I sleep. I had to move him out of my room and into the living room because I couldn’t sleep with him staring at me. Then he scared my roommate when she came in. Wanna know what he was doing then? You got it—staring at her!!!
(Sidenote: My sister had to leave him here because she lives in this tiny room that he couldn’t comfortably fit in.)